The ongoing battle between Toyo (Ryu) and Seraph (Ken) is cataloged on this page. Think of this as a shrine to two grown mens need to control computer generated pixelated images and beat seven bells out of each other.
FIGHT REVIEW: 15th April 2004
Well, the fight on the 15th was a real doosy. It is the 19th today and i still have a hangover (no joke). if I memory serves me right, the night ended in a two match all draw on SF2, wity Toyo winning the first and third games and Seraph the second and fourth. The real games began with the 10 second down a peculiar glass of beer round. Im not sure who won or lost this one, but much beer was drunk. The evening (typically) ended with another return to the Roadhouse bar (arggh). Two bottles of wine later Toyo managed to drag Seraph from the bar. A Macdonalds followed, which was promptly thrown up the next day(mmm regurgatated fries, loverly). Some Lineage 2 took place at this point, but Toyo decided he had enough and went home to nurse his hangover. The event was nicely rounded off when Toyo called Seraph to say that he had been infected with a penis.exe file on his laptop which must have come from Seraph's machine. Thats right Toyo, blame everyone else for your own dirty net surfing!
Watch this space for future events. A trip to Bangor may be on the cards!
FIGHT REVIEW: 15th June 2002
The first fight took place shortly before the England Denmark match. On one pint of Guinness each, both combatents were reasonably sober and eager to win. Toyo took the first match after a particularly close battle. Seraph struggled to cope with his stun combos. However after losing 5 games to 2, Seraph fought back strongly with some great defensive play, judging the distance between attacks superbly. Toyo grabbed the last game before the footie with some excellent pressure play, and the score ended 10 to 8 in his favour.
After England trounced the Danes 3 - 0, it was a different story. Seraph was knocking back the largers adn Toyo took advantage of his clumsy play to win 5 matches in a row bringing the score to 15 - 8, despite a close call in the last game. Toyo starts this campaign well ahead and must be confident of future success. The fekker.
The evening ended in the seedy Roadhouse bar/club, where Toyo, Seraph and some bloke from Denmark whom we shall refer to as Morten (because thats his name) got exceedingly inebriated and danced like monkeys on drugs. Seraph's claim to fame was shaking the hand of Barry McGuigan, who for some reason was the lead singer of the band (gotta cut down on those drugs) and nicking the tequila girls hat. Toyo forced poor Seraph to drink two triple tequila slammers before they departed and stumbled onto the tube. But the fun wasnt over, as Seraph decided it would be a good idea to dance with some bloke busking with a large drum. Much hilarity and embarressment ensued. Despite the high alcohol content of their blood, neither combatents fell asleep and missed their stops or were sick. A rather disappointing effort. The next match will take place in a month (missus allowing) and pictures may be included.
Disclaimer - Please do not try any of this at home as Toyo and Seraph are trained stunt drunks.
